My kid bro wanted something that stops the scroll. Here's what I made.

Created by your truly for my kid bro

ARRESTED
After years of investigation, authorities have finally arrested the web designer behind the cleanest websites in the game...

The charges:
X Making websites load too fast.

X Turning outdated sites into ones that actually convert.

X Removing every single broken link.

Building landing pages people actually want to click.

Providing customer service that's almost suspiciously good.
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