My kid bro wanted something that stops the scroll. Here's what I made.

Created by your truly for my kid bro ARRESTED After years of investigation, authorities have finally arrested the web designer behind the cleanest websites in the game... The charges: X Making websites load too fast. X Turning outdated sites into ones that actually convert. X Removing every single broken link. Building landing pages people actually want to click. Providing customer service that's almost suspiciously good. #webdesigner #businessowner